I personally think this sad little Carlos night light is simply too much for a dog lover to want to have around all the time, but your mileage may vary. Seems perfect for a vet’s office, though.

“Honestly, a dog’s life is hard enough without having to suffer the humiliation of wearing one of these. Designer Kathleen Walsh, whose work is inspired by the interplay of high and low culture, manages to take the possibly kitsch and make it undeniably chic. With an eye for simple lines and subtle form, she infuses the modern sensibility with a healthy dose of tragic humor. Made in Los Angeles from white cast porcelain, Carlos wears a linen medical cone shade with snap closure and glows with the help of a clip socket bulb. Keep this puppy on your desk as a little reminder that - no matter how bad your day gets - at least you can scratch where it itches.”