If you need help (vision-wise, I mean) watching your TV, then these TV Eyes were absolutely made for you. (But if you’ve got a ridiculously sized HDTV, like, maybe 100″ - do they make them that big, even? - and you have to squint while you’re watching TV, might I suggest a visit to the optometrist?)

These are actually much more interesting than they first sound - mainly because you get to adjust the focus, so they’re more like binoculars. First thing I thought of - concerts! The theater! Come Christmas, the Nutcracker Suite! They’d really come in handy for stuff like that.

“Simply put on the TV Eyes as you would a normal pair of glasses and sit in your usual spot in front of the television. Look at the television, close your left eye and turn the focusing wheel until the TV can be clearly seen with your right eye. Then follow the same procedure to focus in the left eye. You’ll be truly amazed at how near and clear your TV appears.”