If you’ve been longing for a sleek state-of-the-art performing/feeling speedboat but just don’t have the bucks to blow on one (because there are little things like rent and food to take care of first), the Gas-Powered Remote Controlled Speedboat just might be what you’re looking for. (If you have $1,499.95 to drop right now, that is.) Just think what fun you’ll have at the lake this summer.

“Nearly 5′ long, this is the sleek, remote controlled water craft propelled by a 24cc Fuji gasoline engine that slices through water at speeds up to 35 mph. The aluminum pull-start engine will run for up to 40 minutes on a full tank, using only gasoline and 2-cycle oil without the need for a starter box or igniter, and is water-cooled for consistent performance and years of reliable use.”