If you have mega-trouble waking up in the mornings, and none of these cool gadgets we all talk about are any help at all, would getting a wake-up call from a bunch of primates do the trick?

(And you thought I meant something else by ape? We are so NOT going there.)

MorningMonkeys.com is a wake-up call service with a twist. According to C.J. Cummins, BinFone Telecom V.P.-Marketing and Chief Primate Wrangler, “The fun twist to our service is ‘WHO’ makes the calls. We hired a team of highly motivated critters—that’s right, “Monkeys”—who happily screech, howl and whoop it up when the sleepy consumer answers the phone in the morning. Not only does the phone ring at the designated time, our persistent primates get out the message – ‘Get Up And Get Going, Sleepyhead!’. You can even hit an electronic snooze button if you need to grab a few extra winks and MorningMonkeys.com will call you back! We’ve found our team to be very reliable as long as we keep them well fed.”