If you’ve been hankering for a jacuzzi tub but don’t have the bucks to get one installed, the Instant Whirlpool Bath will try its best to give you a similar experience. It looks rather, um, uncomfortable to me, but still, if you want some jets soothing you, it might be worth a try.

“Unlike traditional massaging chairs and pads, this soothing mat combines a massage and powerful 300-jet whirlpool to transform an ordinary bath tub into a whirlpool spa. Fully padded, the mat spreads easily along the length of your tub, providing rotating foot rollers, a separate powered neck massage, and a dual back massage to relax aching muscles with vibration and fully adjustable therapeutic whirlpool bubbles.”