The Puzzle Alarm Clock wouldn’t make it through even one morning at my place. When the alarm rings, the four puzzle pieces shoot off the top, and the alarm doesn’t stop until you’ve put the puzzle back together again.

This means (1) finding all the pieces and (2) trying to put them together while bleary-eyed, with the alarm still ringing, at whatever ungodly hour you’ve set the alarm for to begin with.

Nope, it wouldn’t make it through even one morning at my place. I’d be more likely to just throw the thing out the window, aiming for a nice concrete landing spot to stop that alarm for good.

But if this sounds like something that you could use, it’s available for $52. Or you could always give it to someone you don’t like.

Via NewLaunches.