These aren’t technically gadgets, but we’ll just say these are “manually operated” gadgets, okay? Lucky Cat is cute, but I’m rather partial to the Zen Monkey myself, and the Evil Troll is a riot … especially “Give all me”. I like the sound of that one.

“Lucky Cat – For thousands of years, the Lucky Cat statue has brought good fortune to businesses of the Orient. For modern convenience, we’ve magnetized her, flattened her wafer-thin, and printed the words that were squeezed out in the process, like “wish into all star,” “allow gratitude” and “for easy good.”

* Evil Troll – Physically adorable, but verbally, he’s gone to the dark side of trollism. Would happily kill and eat you were he more three-dimensional. Already flattened, he poses little threat, but with phrases like “Do what me say,” “Fastester,” and “Give all me,” he may come in handy to relieve stress at the office.”