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Why use a boring looking USB hub when you can have one that puts the power to inflict doom at your fingertips? The USB Doomsday device is a fun and funky USB port that also let’s you hold the fate of those around you in your hands (or in your imagination).

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I think this would be the perfect device for the office computer. Co-workers driving you nuts? Boss stressing you out? Just flip the three safety switches and blast them into another dimension. Just imagine your stress melting away as you take your revenge on those annoying people around you. OK—so it’s not really going to send them to another universe but pressing the red button of doom and imagining it is better than telling your boss to get lost. You get your secret revenge and keep your job—it’s a beautiful thing.

“The secret to the USB Doomsday Device is very simple - it has three levels of failsafe protection. In order to arm the Device, you first need to activate switch one. Then, you need to activate switch two. Then (and stay with us here, because this is where it gets a little crazy), you need to activate switch three. Switch three is a key switch, and only authorized personnel should have a copy of the key. Once all three switches are turned on (in order) the Main light will glow red. This means the Device is armed and very dangerous.
All that is left to do is flip back the plastic shield and press the red button for an explosive sound effect. But what really happens when you press the button? We’re not sure. Perhaps 15 kittens explode; perhaps your bank account lowers by a fraction of a cent; perhaps you start an interplanetary war trillions of parsecs away by blowing up the caravan of Queen Knorb’l.”

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